Sunday, March 18, 2012

AT-1500 Collection Unit

This item has been used by TEXP staff members in the collection of field samples. Not only durable but also cost efficient.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Demonic Possessed Chihuahuas

An image of a demonic possessed chihuahuas, taken in November,2004 before 3 TEXP staff members were suddenly attacked by 34 of them. TEXP Staff Members #27, 28 and 29 gave their lives to ensure that Gatekeeper, Influence and Remorse were able to get away safely. 

He Bites!

Saturday, February 11, 2012

TEXP Staff Member Standard Uniform

This item of clothing was proudly worn by all TEXP Staff Members when working out in the field for easier targeting.... ah... tracking and protection against the unknown. The uniform was made to be impact/heat/cold resistance, fire retardant, bullet proof and repellant for ectoplasm. After 31 failures in the field, the TEXP Staff Member Standard Uniform was submitted for redesign.

Still Under Development

Monday, February 6, 2012

Amateur Investigators Command Centre

This Portable Command Centre was built specific for the comfort and safety of Gatekeeper while coordinating staff members during investigations. The unit was built with weather-proof 1.5mm structural poly. After several embarrassing instances where the command centre was mistaken as a portable bathroom by construction workers and other non-members during the investigation of a haunted construction site and toppled over during the attack of the gender confused Sasquatch, it has been submitted for redesign.

Portable Command Centre

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

The Truth Behind Amateur Investigators

In the early 2000s, there was an increase of shows about the supernatural, ghosts, demons, UFOs and so on. While some friends got together one day to brainstorm a way on how they too can make some money off this new trend and after a few nights of drinking, an idea came up about making a spoof about paranormal investigators. With a old camcorder and a few cases of beer, Amateur Investigators was born. A few videos and a website were posted on the internet in hopes it would gain popularity and become something big. After a few years, nothing came out of Amateur Investigators except a few hangovers, broken dreams and empty wallets. All production was stopped as the videos and website were taken off-line in 2006. At the request of those originally involved in the series along with some fans, they wish to have all past work done with Amateur Investigators to be posted on Facebook to be shared with families and friends. This page was created for everyone enjoy and have a good laugh from what never become a movie or a hit TV show. Hopefully in the future, Amateur Investigators could then remain dead and buried.